Further thoughts on the issue of the day.

COLLEAGUE: it’s really true about that ass.
ME: Right?
COLLEAGUE: i mean, WOW
COLLEAGUE: if i had that ass, i would be famous.
ME: That ass just scored a book deal.
COLLEAGUE: asdfadf
COLLEAGUE: that ass doesn’t need a blog to sell a book
ME: Mail.com just invested $15 million in that ass over a three year period.
COLLEAGUE: asd;asdl;asdfl;
ME: The FDA has decided to regulate that ass as a drug.
COLLEAGUE: SDHJFSDFK:
COLLEAGUE: god i can’t wait until she gets interviewed on the tv
COLLEAGUE: and she sounds like fran drescher or something
ME: SHHH DON’T RUIN IT
COLLEAGUE: ASS IS ALWAYS ATTACHED TO SOMETHING
ME: I wonder if Jennifer Lopez is going to slap someone today.
COLLEAGUE: yesterday’s ass!
ME: hahaha
COLLEAGUE: i cannot believe politico is ignoring this!
COLLEAGUE: way to lose the morning
ME: They’re probably putting together a gallery of ten other asses that imperiled Democratic presidents’ domestic policies.