Punctuation nerds! I discovered how to make the iPhone do automatic em dashes and smart apostrophes. Settings —> General —> Keyboard —> Shortcuts —> Add new shortcut.
Kelly and Dan wrote this fake menu and passed it around Brooklyn a few weeks ago. It is without a doubt the funniest thing of the year. I can’t read it aloud without laugh-crying.
EDIT: The full menu is now viewable at the Fuds website.
Will a longtime friend of Marco Rubio’s compromise his larger ambitions?
“He gave a well-received foreign policy speech at the Brookings Institution and appeared with Mitt Romney, by that point the all-but-certain nominee, at a campaign event in Pennsylvania. But, in the midst of this media blitz, there was one bit of news that didn’t quite fit: Politico reported that Rubio was planning to hold a fund-raiser at an upscale Capitol Hill restaurant for a Florida congressman named David Rivera.”
Eliza Gray, “Ties That Bind”
Facebook - The $96 Billion Hack
